One night after the big fight Mike Tyson
was a bit depressed so he decided to get a prostitute to cheer him up. After the act, they
were laying in bed having a smoke. The prostitute said, "Well Mike, how's it all
going?"
"How's it all going?" he asked.
"My life's a disaster. I was born to an under-privileged family, had a hard
up-bringing, was thrown in jail for rape, now I'm on parole and I've hit a cop, my wife
left me for beating her up, I have to pay maintenance for my kids, I've lost two world
title fights, I've disgraced myself and my sport, most people want me banned me for life
and they won't pay me my money. Nothing could make my life any worse."
"Oh, that's so sad," the
prostitute said. "I'll say one thing to cheer you up. You're a much better lover than
Magic Johnson!"
