Al Davis had finally put together the perfect
Oakland Raiders team for '98. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had
scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn't find a quarterback
that would ensure a SuperBowl win.
Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone in
Bosnia. In the background, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Bosnian
soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story
window 200 yards away! He threw another grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers a good
110 yards away! A car passes going 80 miles (120 km) an hour, and he send another grenade
right into the barely open window. "I've got to get this guy," Al says to
himself, "He has the perfect arm!"
So he brings him to the States and teaches him the
game of football. Predictably, the young man breaks all the NFL records for completed
passes, and the Raiders go on to win the SuperBowl.
The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of
SuperBowl XXXIII, and when Al asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to
call his mother.
"Mom," the young man says into the
receiver, "I just won the SuperBowl."
"I don't want to talk to you, " the old
woman says, "You deserted us. You're not my son."
"I don't think you understand, mother."
the young man pleads, "I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm in
the middle of thousands of adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you," the mother
implores. "At this very moment, there are gun shots all around us. The neighborhood
is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last
week, and this week your sister was attacked in broad daylight..."
The old lady pauses, then says through her tears,
"I'll never forgive you for moving us to Oakland!"
