A NASCAR fan died and went to heaven. Upon entering,
this person noticed pro driver Alan Kulwicki's race car, and asked St. Peter about it. St.
Peter said Alan was in heaven and his car was on display.
Walking a little further, the man sees Davey
Allison's car. Once again he inquired to St. Peter about it. "Davey Allison is also
in heaven. In fact, God's a BIG NASCAR fan, so when drivers die, their race cars get put
on display."
Walking further, the individual came upon Dale
Earnhardt's car - a seasoned veteran of the sport. At this sight, the new heaven dweller
panicked! "Oh, No! St. Peter - Dale Earnhardt is about to win the Championship this
year, and you mean to tell me he has just died?!?
"No, no," St. Peter chuckled, "That's
God's car. He lets Dale use it on weekends."
