Three surgeons were arguing about who was
the best surgeon.
The first said, "I reattached a
severed arm on a man who went on to become one of the best pitchers in the Major
League."
The second said, "I reattached a
severed leg on a man who went on to become one of the best place kickers in the NFL."
The third surgeon could not be out
done. He said, "I once stitched a mustache to an asshole and he went on
to become a seven time Winston Cup Champion!"